I have a performance art idea

This idea concerns the reasons why we have not become famous rich artists. I think its our image, not our work. We need to be more like reality TV shows and less like humans. Instead of making great art that museums and collectors want to buy and sell and show, we should compete in stupid challenges like who can eat goat testicules the fastest. Or we could mud wrestling in thongs to see who wins. The winner will have the art show and get all the money. The loosers will still be waiters and boat salesman.

Anyway the idea is to have your own "theme music."
Not like in a movie.
I mean have theme music in real life, that every one else has to listen to.
Im sure an i phone can do the job or some type of boom box strapped around your waist.